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Dumb as a Box of Rocks


Don't just grumble about the latest politician's absurd stance. Let them know how you really feel by sending them a box of rocks.

Introducing Dumb as a Box of Rocks, the best way to let someone know you don't like what they are doing.

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Did your jaw drop when a politician apologized for their involvement in a scandal, but were unwilling to accept the consequences?

Did your head shake when a politician claimed trees are the true cause of global warming?

Did your throat tighten when a politician declared they intend to erect a wall to keep illegals out?

Dumb as a Box of Rocks is a unique way to tell your favorite politician their moronic viewpoint hit you hard.

This box of rocks is filled with actual rocks. These lackluster pieces of earth are packaged in a simple white box next to the phrase, ” You Are As Dumb As A Box Of Rocks.”

Don’t remain silent when a politician spouts lunacy from their lips. Send them this box of rocks and shine a light on their idiocy today.

You can choose to enter your own address or select from our list of politicians – you can even choose more than one at a time to send too!

Click here to manually search our political database of Congress, Governors and the White House Cabinet.

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