Introducing Dumb as a Box of Rocks
An igneous way to let your favorite politician know their latest folly didn’t go unnoticed.
Rocks get a bad rep!
But rocks don’t compromise.
And rocks don’t cut deals.
And while you can’t fix stupid politicians,
you can send them a box of rocks to
tell them how dumb their actions are.
Send a Box of Rocks today!
We’ve even compiled a list of politicians to choose from!
Over 600 of them in fact! Senators, Representatives, Governors and the White House too!
Now, you might have a friend or colleague that deserves this nifty little box. You don’t have
to just send it to a politician. You can let anyone know they are as dumb as a box of rocks!
A tasty way to let anyone know their success is worth being rewarded.
These aren’t just for politicians.
Know an outstanding student or an overachieving employee?
Let them know they rock, too.
For only $14.95, share your opinion with a politician, student, or employee.
Tell Someone “You Rock”!
How It Works!
Pick a Box!
1. Choose either Dumb as a Box of Rocks or You Rock Candy Rocks.
Pick a Recipient
Choose from our list of current politicians OR enter the name and address of the person you want to receive rocks.
Proceed with Payment
3. Let us know who it's coming from and pay!
List of Politicians
Choose from our list of current politicians
– OR –
enter the name & address of the person you want to receive rocks
Fast & Reliable Shipping
Shipped by USPS. The recipient can’t deny the delivery.
They must accept it.
Made in the USA. Where the simplest rocks are created.
Supporting Disabled Youth
Packaged by special needs youth at the Elwyn Institute in CA
*Part of the profits of these rock packages will be donated to children’s charities throughout the world!